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Enraged inquiry: what the Mickey Flamingos In A World Full Of Aunts Be An Auntimingo Shirt? Proudly: I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Elcor Naval Division, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Cerberus, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. Intimidating declaration: I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Elcor warrior in the entire Elcor Armed Forces. Offhandedly: you are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this cluster, mark my fucking words. Vindictively: you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Extranet? Scathing suggestion: think again, fucker. I read it normally and found it amusing, then read your comment, so I went back to try it like that and for some reason it really makes it much funnier.
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We buy in store, but never bought one online. this shirt the first i buy online web. I was concerned with how the texture would feel and how it would fit. I couldn’t be more pleased. It’s super comfortable, fits perfectly, and keeps me warm.
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I bought T-shirts many times, very satisfied
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great hoodie for cooler weather.
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Great Price for product.
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My grandson loves his hoodie! I just wish that you had a size chart that was helpful in choosing the right size.