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Swings sword three times is a master. If a mage has no actual spells or book he just “feels” the magic and boom meteor swarm. First wizard in a Perfect Cat Coffee That’s What I Do I Read Books I Drink Coffee And I Know Things Shirt. Not first wizard there are wizards everywhere but they are all earth, or water, or fire, or wind but not our hero he gets access to all but no more than once per book because that’s four books and $. Everyone else’s class is worthless. Wizards kill 1000 warriors, sorcerer feels the magic and is better than his teachers who have been doing this their whole life, etc let’s do a spell this way. I know I’m at a school of wizards no one else has ever thought of this and I’m 12. Warrior farm boy learns sword in a day and smiths full plate on a farm where nothing but nails and horseshoes have ever been made.No this rural community makes full plate and swords who the hell is buying all this stuff. Everyone is jealous and talks about MC.MC is poor/commoner and rich people are bad. Farmboy can read, write, knows math in medieval times is happy he gets his first book at school. Learns to read in three months.

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Hacks the economy: first runes, enchantments, alchemy, invents trains or guns, stumbles on a dead dragon and it’s hoard, marries rich, random mine, transmutes copper to gold, etc. never worried about money again. If Kung fu then genius. Has a Perfect Cat Coffee That’s What I Do I Read Books I Drink Coffee And I Know Things Shirt. Fights are not described in detail mc just punches whatever once and next three paragraphs are others describing how MCis so strong but so young, skinny, looks like a girl. Litrpgs where MC is lvl one and kills lvl 30.Warriors that everything slows down when they fight .Any book where a sword cuts through something like a hot knife through butter or a scythe thru wheat is trash. I could go on. I miss books where people worked for their skills and supporting characters mattered because the MC would perish without them. Supporting characters had personalities and yes even occasionally died in battle and as a reader it was devastating. Soft magic is for the lazy writer. Soft fighting where a warrior cuts down dozens with a sword with no moves described and no chance of losing.

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This isn’t “the current style” this is bad fantasy from every decade. Books from previous decades just seem better for the Perfect Cat Coffee That’s What I Do I Read Books I Drink Coffee And I Know Things Shirt: because the 80% of it that was crap gets forgotten. Yeah I keep plumbing the depths of older fantasy and sci-fi looking for that next great read. All too often the question “why haven’t I heard of this series before?” is answered in a couple of chapters: because it sucks.If you hadn’t read it yet, the “Death Gate Cycle” by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman. 7 books long. High fantasy. On the flip side, Garth Nix’s “Old Kingdom” series (high fantasy; YA; 6 or so books long) and the “Seventh Tower” series (high fantasy; YA; 6 books long). Don’t let the YA tag for Nix throw you off. He’ a brilliant and delightful Australian writer.“It seems that what young girls want is desperate stands against shambling hordes of undead. Who knew? Garth Nix, apparently.”I absolutely loved the first 2-3 books of that series as a 14-year-old boy. The bells and names and levels of death, hearing/feeling things coming up the river, the fairy world style “your technology doesn’t work on this side of the hedge” stuff.

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